more than 171 people demand that Mitt Romney admit that his real name is Mittens

Mitt Romney should admit his real name is Mittens.

An astounding 172 people have signed the petition demanding that Mitt Romney admit that his real first name is Mittens.  It's time for Mittens to listen to the people and admit the aweful truth that he was named after the beloved family cat.  Can you hear us Mittens?  Should we just yell louder?

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26 heroes sign the petition just this week! Admit it Mitt, your name is Mittens!

Thanks to everybody for signing! It's about time America learned the truth about Mitt Romney. Release the tax returns and his birth certificate! Let the world know the truth, Mittens! It is your destiny.

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43% of the country thinks that Mittens Romney's first name is Mittens

43% of the country thinks that Mittens Romney's first name is Mittens

Exclusive: Mittens Romney, Student Protester

Exclusive: Mittens Romney, Student Protester

Mittens Romney, would-be president of the 0.001%

Mittens Romney, would-be president of the 0.001%

Let's Not Anoint Mittens Romney Just Yet When Ron Paul is Building Momentum

Let's Not Anoint Mittens Romney Just Yet When Ron Paul is Building Momentum

Does Mittens Romney Have a Wealth Problem?

Does Mittens Romney Have a Wealth Problem?

Yes, conservatives, Mittens is inevitable

Yes, conservatives, Mittens is inevitable

Take the Meredith_G_B Challenge: "I am definitely going to call Mitt Romney "Mittens" for the rest of this campaign."

I am definitely going to call Mitt Romney "Mittens" for the rest of this campaign.

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Kittens for Mittens

Kittens for Mittens

An astounding 172 people have signed the petition demanding that Mitt Romney admit that his real first name is Mittens.  It's time for Mittens to listen to the people and admit the aweful truth that he was named after the beloved family cat.  Can you hear us Mittens?  Should we just yell louder?

Sign the petition today!

Mitt Romney should admit his real name is Mittens.

43% of the country thinks that Mittens Romney's first name is Mittens

Rachel Maddow: Mittens Romney's Dog Story Could Be Dangerous For Him (VIDEO)

Rachel Maddow: Mittens Romney's Dog Story Could Be Dangerous For Him (VIDEO)

What is Mittens Romney's real name?

What is Mittens Romney's real name?

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